Wifey: “…oh, I like this song!”
Me: *singing*
Wifey: “It sounds like that group whose music you can get high to!”
Me: *looks*
Wifey: “…you know the ones, they are always singing about California!”
Me: “You have never gotten high…”
Wifey: “You know what I mean!”
Me: “Red Hot Chili Peppers.”
Wifey: “Yeah! They have the music that sounds all surreal, like you’re high!”
Me: “I am so glad you do not get high.”
Wifey: *raises arms and screams*
Wifey: “Whoooooohhhhh!!!”

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