Wifey: “Look what they did to my suitcase! It’s got three holes in it…”
Me: “Dag, that’s messed up. Be glad they didn’t do the same to you…”
..five minutes later..
Wifey: Glares angrily.
..five more minutes later..
Me: “I love it when you pout..”
..thirty seconds later..
Wifey: “OK, I’m not mad anymore..”
Planet Wifey is our comic-life strip counting down the 100 reasons why I love my wife.
Dude, if I said that to my gf I’d be hit in the face with a brick. :P
I think the alert levels come down some when you’re married, bruh. Plus, even though we are fairly young, wifey and I have been buildin’ our bond for over a decade. It’s permanent!