Kevin: “THATS IT! She doesn’t use contractions. That’s what drives me crazy, she writes like a third grader!”
Me: “You know, I think a lot of cats don’t get down with writing like that..it’s more like stream-of-conciousness for them..”
Me: “We are out of the ordinary, bruh, IMO.”
Me: “And yes, I just did that lack of contractions just for you.”
Kevin: “Note to self: stab a nigga in the eye.“
Friends? How many of us have them?
